I've tried to write something meaningful...

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Emerald Green, or sort of cloudy blue :) 

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
Ummm, me, my girlfriend and a couple mates were bored at lunch. We used to hide in the practice rooms in the Music Department. I had fell asleep. And my girlfriend decided to paint my eyes with her make up. I woke up half way through and  was WTF?! Then I thought what the hell and let her finish the job. She got it done by the end of the lunch break. My eyelids were bright pink and a luminous green. She had put eyeliner on thick and done a pattern back to my left temple on one side. 
I had french next class. I hid in the toilets cleaning it off, and my Music teacher came into the toilets while I was washing it. After that, the teachers all found out rather quickly. So yeah that was hugely embarrassing, funny though. Got a bloody detention for skipping french >.< 

 22: Which continents have you been on?
Only the one sadly, though I aspire to set foot on them all :)

 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
I have never tried sadly, and I don’t think you even get heels in my shoe size :’)

Why thank you, Google was in involved in the finding out of these numbers in any way.

I’ll do the ones I haven’t answered yet, so 3, 7, 11, 13 and 17

 3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
Paris Hilton - What exactly is she? I’m not sure.
Jack Whitehall - You’re an unfunny poncey cunt, get off ma telly and drown please.
Russel Brand should be murdered by a small army of Chinese Midgets on TV.
Noel Fielding - Just because Noel Fielding - UGH

 7. Your favorite household chore.
I actually really enjoy cleaning my house out, since it’s my own place and I live on my own. I just put the music up loud and get the place sorted, it’s really quite good for me. 

 11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
Archery, I absolutely adore it. I’ve been doing it for a few years now, though I’ve stopped and need to start going back to the club I was at. It’s a lot of fun, I really love it.

 13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Hahaha, lots really.
Korpiklaani
Ashley Simpson
30 Seconds To Mars
Avril Lavigne
Akercocke 

17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Sorting out my clothing drawers. Just, nut. 

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
Sherlock Holmes, I’m sorry but it just looks rubbish.
Doctor Who, I mean fair play it used to be good, like around Ecclestone and the early David Tennant ones. But the new ones are just plain shite. And the entire thing is ruined by 4 trillion over emotional and mildly unstable fan girls crying over nothing.

 5. A habit you find disgusting.
 People who hock up and spit really loudly, it just makes me want to be sick.

19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Gordon Ramsay… I know 3 or 4 girls who are mildly obsessed with the foul mouthed arsehole. He’s rude, unfunny, his face is normally so red he glows, not to mention the fact he’s a documented liar and a monumental fuckwit. Just, why? Cos it can’t be for the stuff he cooks that’s for sure, cos it’s normally just cows arse coated in gravy with a topping single syllable profanities, and a side serving of whatever he caught in the garden juiced with the testicles of a horse or something. Prick.

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 
Black Veil Brides, Panic! At The Disco, All Time Low, Biffy Clyro

4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
Trainspotting, honestly, what the fuck even is that? Oh look a train, *ticks list* I’ve seen 84 trains today. Just naw, go have a wank or something.

6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else hated.
Learning?

8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
 Assassin’s Creed, just never got in to them. Dunno why, and Battlefield 3. I’ve always been a Prince of Persia player, and those games are amazing compared to Assassins Creed. And well, Call of Duty and Halo are better than Battlefield, just sayin’.

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
American Football is honestly the most SHITE sport I’ve ever been unfortunate enough to witness. It’s like rugby for ponces. And it stops all the time so the stupid america tv people can show ridiculous adverts. It’s like catch for thickos.

12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Bala-fucking-mory

 14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Not really got one, though I do love Archery a lot, and I do get the odd green tights and robin hood joke thrown at me when I mention it. Then I just go all 1066 on them and put an arrow in their eye.

16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
Skiving class for a wank?

18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
Viva Pinata is fucking awesome. Gotta admit I do kinda like World Of Warcraft.

20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
I’m not really sure to be honest. If anything, fangirls. I despise them, GO AWAY.

Last song I listened to.
iwrestledabearonce – Eli Cash Vs. The Godless Savages

How I feel right now.
Melancholic, if I’m honest.

Something I really, really want.
A steak and a cuddle.

My closest Tumblr friend.
kamelotforever11
holdontomeanddontaskquestions
diplomatic Chris is diplomatic

A confession
I’m hetero.

3 Things that annoy me easily
-stupid people
-silly abbreviations
-people who use English badly

Already answered 37

My idea of a perfect date.
-Burger King
-Pub
-Shag

Numbers of kids I want
As long as I get a daughter called Kezia, I’m happy.
That, or 3.

3 Fears:
-Losing Rachel
-Losing My Friends
-Halo 4 being shit

3 Things I love
I’m taking this as things and not people as such.
-Music and my guitars
-Red Kola
-Stargazig

4 Turn Ons
-Being bitten and scratched
-Confidence
-Getting Teased
-Choking

4 Turn Offs
-shyness
-bad breath/bad hygiene in general
-when people walk in
-bad background music
(I really had no idea how to answer that) 

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
iTunes is shit and I would never use it… NEXT

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Yes, said Saphira. She spoke with her heart.

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Nope. 

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind 

24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Not really, I have all the letters I’ve ever been written if that counts? 

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
I actually can’t answer that.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
To be happy, or cheesecake, one of the two.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yes 

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Not really, I’m just too lazy and angry people are hard work. 

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
*tries* Nope

62) What’s your favorite animal?
Hooded Rat or Cat

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Just to give me lots of attention and affection. I love clingyness

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
To be properly comfortable with who you both are, and trusting. If you have that then anything is possible really. 

77) How can I win your heart?
You can’t, it’s taken and under lock and key. 

82) What is your favorite word?
Don’t really have a favourite word. “Helix” that’s a cool word. That’ll do.

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
In truth, none of them. I’m really content.  

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

In terms of blog content it has to be these 5:

http://bigscarytiger.tumblr.com
http://absolutelywankered.tumblr.com
http://theflash-deadpool.tumblr.com
http://mapjection.tumblr.com
http://thescrappyard.tumblr.com
 

Thank you :3 and NO xD

2: Do you think we will really all die this year
I certainly fucking hope not.

7: What are your 2012 goals?
Learn to drive, better job, better myself, make Rachel happy.

8: Tell us something that we might find surprising about your 2011.
Nothing really at all comes to mind if I’m honest.

27: What is your height?
6’1”

29: Have you had sex so far this year?
Yes.

39: How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Long enough :’) 

45. Leave me a message
HELLLOOOOOOO 

2. Are you loud, outgoing or shy?
I’m pretty shy to be honest. Never been that loud a person. Unless inebriated, then I can be loud at times.

13. Do you like big crowds of people?
Unless they are watching me play an instrument, no. I dislike groups as a general rule.

19. Do you like bubble baths?
If I fitted in a bath then yes. Curse my height!

37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I tend to just ramble on alot or do silly things, so awkward silences generally don’t occur.

49. Have you done something recently that you hope no one finds out about?
No. 

24. Favourite part of your daily routine?
Going to bed probably, there’s nothing nicer than collapsing into bed after a long day. That, or texting Rachel, which has became routine :3

25. What body part are you most uncomfortable with?
Umm, probably my teeth, they’re awful and it sucks :/

26. What do you do when you wake up?
I wander around aimlessly, groaning like a zombie. Wander towards computer, check stuff. Then feed and clean and get ready. 

EDIT: I just want to highlight that Tumblr broke and cut out 2 - 27, and I am not doing them again, ask more if you like though.

1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?
Rachel 

29.What was the last compliment you received? 
“You are too photogenic”
I’m not btw.

31.Are your parentsdivorced? 
No 

33.Do you judge people you don’ t know?
Yeah, everyone judges people, it’s only natural. 

35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now? 
I sincerely hope so. 

37.How many people in your life have you kissed?
Not a clue. 

41.When was the last time you went to a funeral?
December 2004 

43.What do you receive the most compliments on?
Nothing haha xD 

45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money?
AYE, I’d be right in there.

47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor? 
James Mcavoy, without question 

49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? 
Don’t think so 

51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself? 
I have a horrible smile 

2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
Yes

6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
 Not really no, I prefer life to be easy

8.Whats something that bothers you about girls?
Their ability to take compliments

 21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek?
Rachel 

27.What was the last lie you told your mother?
I honestly cannot remember xD

 38.Are you photogenic? 
Hahhahaah, fuck no xD 

39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?
No

51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself?
My lack of self esteem 

11. What does your most recent text say?
“I’m secretly from Aberdeen and I am offended by your answer”

15. What good thing happened this summer?
I met Rachel, enough said :)

30. Do you ever want to get married?
In the future yeah, I’m kind of old fashioned with all that stuff :)

33. Spell your name with your chin.
 cgvbrfuisdrtgkooledrtf aujhl sharp
Fucking yass, got my surname haha xD

38. Do you think age matters in relationships?
Depends entirely on the people, someone close to me got back into a relationship after becoming a widower, and his partner is a good 25-30 years younger than him, and they work, and it’s good to see.

49. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Haha, no, told Rachel some embarrassing and funny stories bout my past. But thats it :)